Monday, January 31, 2011

Quote of the day from pig vomit

PV; Have you started working on that really important presentation yet?

FF: Yes. I sent it to you three weeks ago and have been anxiously awaiting your feedback.

PV: oh.

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Quote of the Day

"I'm just trying to respect your request that you not work on vacation"


Definition of vacation, according to Webster:

va·ca·tion noun, often attributive \vā-ˈkā-shən, və-\

Definition of VACATION

: a respite or a time of respite from something : intermission
a : a scheduled period during which activity (as of a court or school) is suspended b : a period of exemption from work granted to an employee
: a period spent away from home or business in travel or recreation <had a restful vacation at the beach>
: an act or an instance of vacating

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Another word for asshole

The joys of facebook. I posed a question to my 300+ friends yesterday. I asked if anyone had a good synonym for asshole. It was hilarious. The response was overwhelming. Everyone had great ideas and great suggestions. I have to tell you - my favorite was from my friend Joe who told me to use "Dupa" and that I could add "yash" if I really wanted to in order to enhance the vulgarity. "Dupa yash". It is Polish, and I know it is vulgar, but for some reason I'm really enjoying thinking about using it.

A couple of other great ones were: Donkey Crevice, Pig Vomit, Jackhole and then my other favorite - a dear friend who works for a very large technology company suggested using celebrities. Her celebrity synonym for asshole was "the situation".

Watch out for a short, cute woman at a technology company to refer to you as "the situation". She really is simply calling you an asshole. ;)